Jessie Advocates Stalking

Keep after him! He's probably lying anyway.

Chinese People Are Very Concerned With Etiquette

Change Yourself, Damnit!

Excuse me, Bully? What can I do so that you won't make fun of me any more? How can I change to please you? Would therapy make me more acceptable?

Jessie advocates physical violence (I'll call her an idiot)

What on earth could be accomplished by encouraging a woman to get both of her boyfriends together in the same room except the desire to witness a brawl? Then again, my adult self DOES love a good hockey fight.

Save All Your Stuff

I was a pretty weird kid. Last night I was going through my cedar chest and found a bunch of typed papers entitled Side Talks. I have no idea where I got that title, but apparently it was an advice column I'd written-- to myself. I'd forgotten all about it, but it was pretty amusing so I've decided to share them, bad spelling, horrible advice and all.